"And don't let the door hit you on the way out.!" He completely missed the Bronze Age and the Satellite Era of the Justice League. Who? Martian Manhunter was sent away on a space-bus (notice his absence already in the Snapper Carr Super-Traitor story). GA and BC start (what I will politely call) dating, even though he's the reason her husband died. Picking on Hal for being clueless is like kicking a puppy.īlows off his sidekick who has become a junkie. Green Arrow loses all his money, suddenly hates rich people now that he isn't one, grows that stupid goatee, becomes a loudmouthed liberal, Larry was such a good-for-nothing, loudmouth, sexist jackass that Dinah had to come to Earth-2 to find a suitable replacement.
Black Canary immigrates from Earth-2, gains a super-power, and replaces Wonder Woman in the Justice League. Unable to sustain his own title, he's forced to buddy up with Green Arrow, of all people.
I'm still trying to process the phrase "a thoughtful Hal Jordan".
When it's 2017 and you're debunking bronze age mythology driver#
Slips on soap on in the shower banging his head, giving us our first black Green Lantern, John Stewart.ĭespite having a power ring that can take him across the galaxy, spends an inordinate amount of time with Ollie Queen on purposeless roadtrip of the US.īecomes a toy salesman and a truck driver and can't keep a job generallyĭo NOT ask about the starfish. This would make an AWESOME mural, by they way. Who figures out he's Flash because he talks in his sleep (as highly disturbed people do). I think we can ALL agree with that, Flash.